if you love someone poem....

Original Quote
If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was....
The new versions.....
Pessimist:

If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:

If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:

If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:

If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:

If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat
If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:

If you love someone, Set her free, If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :

If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously